Conspiracy Theory

I have this theory. And I have had it for quite some time and anyone who knows me has heard me say it at least ten times. This theory states that there are some days in our lives where the universe conspires against us. That Murphy's Law will apply and everything that can go wrong will. Well, I was happy to discover that I'm apparently not the only one with this theory. I discovered this bronze sign while checking out Design Crush and it perfectly applies to me. Made by the artist Jenny Holzer, it was recently acquired by MOMA. I'd like my own mini version to hang above my desk, please.